Saturday, December 1, 2007 --
Hero saves de day~
Once upon a time, there lived an
evil, crazy, crappy, desperate,s3xy, hot, attractive, strong, intelligent, GENTLE, bhb ,sweeeeeet, soft, GAY teacher, named
KENNY. This so called TEACHER, wasnt really a teacher, but hes a SPY instead. Hes the out dated spy that used to work for the WHOOP agents.
He was sent on a non-important mission to track down lao tiko's that are found wondering around the school boundaries, looking for little innocent girls to..AHEM, their first victim was known as an aged 28 school girl named HORNIE CORNIE XXXXX( surname shall not be exposed). Due to her..."smartness" he spent MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY
OLD HAGGARD YEARS to track these ppl down.
Sadly, he hasnt been doing a great job and was going to be DEMOLISHED from the whoop agency...( ren lao le ji nian, mei you yong le..xD) But the
CONFIDENT KENNY, never gave up, in his mind were only three words, they are..."MUST....FIND....TIKO'S"...so he moved on, years past le, the number of victims had also increased.
Then one night, after his
BOYFRIEND,
GORILLA sent him home, he suddenly thought of a stupid plan to SEDUCE de lao tiko's out. His plans were CONFIDENTIAL.
HE WANTED TO GAY WITH THEM SO AS TO CAPTURE THEM.Therefore, the next day when she went to school, he dressed up so INNOCENTLY with a little
PINK BOW on his head ( like minnie mouse...lao tiko's would love the way he dressed...).While, walking on the streets, he noticed there was a gang of DUDES following behind him. He thought for a moment, " eventhough im OLD LE...i still can attract dude's" ( a feeling of HIGHNESS )....
Later on, he led the dudes behind to a quiet-er place. After that, the dude's finally rushed towards him and tried to
AHEM him...eventhough he was
OUTDATED AND OLD, he still had those
UNCLE skills to whack those dudes..therefore, he gave dem a hard whacking, but majority wins..there were to many guys an he got
OWNED...After a moment of struggle, lights went out and a SHUAI, YOUNG, COOL, TALL, MUSCULAR n brave hero showed up, it was the
MIGHTY JOANNA..the dudes started STARING at the
MIGHTY JOANNA, compared to the
OLD N CRANKY KENNY, they were more interested in the tall n handsome joanna..=X...
Therefore, they threw the "
BEAUTIFUL" kenny away and
CHARGED at joanna. The only thing
MIGHTY JOANNA was doing was standing in a suave pose, holding her handphone at side. When the dudes,were 20 CM away, she made an announcement...SHE SAID.."i've alrdy called the police"(showing off her new 3g handphone)...then, those dudes looked at each other n started running away, but before they could run, the police had alrdy arrived~...(unlucky lil dudes..SAD SAD SAD)
After dat, they were caught n blah blah blah blah..sentenced to jail for AHEM-ING innocent girls n blah blah....After a moment of TEARS little keny ran toward
MIGHTY JOANNA and gave her a BIG HUG...( ah joanna was thinking..mai eat my tou fu larh...but..suan le...s3xy heros deserve hugs =P )...so...the "hugging" lasted for half an hour n kenny wouldnt let go..until his boyfriend
GORILLA came and dragged him away.This day onwards, the
MIGHTY JOANNA was known as..SHUAI, YOUNG, COOL, TALL, MUSCULAR n brave HERO....and, kenny who was the out dated secret agent, quitted his SPY business and ended up teaching in the school he SPIED in.. Everyday, he would be dreaming of the shuai shuai hero dat saved him, but made him lose his job, he had a HATE towards ppl named
JOANNA, and so happened dat in his class, there was a CUTE, INNOCENT , Little gal named Joanna, he took this advantage to torture the lil gal, she had to become his boyfriend's
AFFAIR!..( poor lil gal )CONCLUSION: To be a HERO all u need is a PHONE n great LOOKS....(HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA) \*WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....=X=X..IM SUCH A TALENTED STORY WRITER....THE STORY'S SOOOOOOOOOOO TOUCHING! T.T
GO TO QIQI BLOG FOR SHARON 'S AND KENNY 'S VERSION STORY ;D . Labels: another crappy story...
RoyaLs signing off ~
3:57 PM
